The 5 Funniest Drunk Moments Caught On Tape
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You may have seen some of these but not everybody lives on the internet. If you’ve seen them move on, if you haven’t you’re going to get a great laughYou have to listen to the man’s dialogue closely to truly appreciate the comedic geniusOne man, one bike, one wheelTwo Drunks and a log. Who knew a log could be so entertainingI feel sorry for the wall in this oneSome people may not find this funny but as a kid from the 70’s, this is the Elvis I remember and it brings a tear to my eye. Tears of laughter
The Friday Wallstreet Humor Links
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A quick look at the new NASDAQ Internet Stock Index (QNET)Ted Turner has quietly acquired 2 Million Acres in the U.S. over the last 20 years. What ishe doing with the land?MILFs and Cougars: Here’s a Practical Guide for those of you that have no idea what they are21 Funny Christmas CardsTop 10 Food Hacks…..yes Food HacksThe difference between Japan and China (funny pics)This is what I want for Christmas. A very cool pencil benchYou’ll want to bookmark this one. Use this website to test your Internet Connection SpeedPrison Bitch Name Generator. HilariousEric Cartman announces Colorado starting lineup. If you don’tknow who Cartman is then move on, it won’t be funny
Old Kiai Master Challenges Anyone Who Will Fight Him
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It IS Wallstreetfighter so here’s some fighting. Let me set this up for you. This master is 200-0 and challenges any MMA fighter to fight him for $5000. Let’s see who wins.
So I’m Downloading Some RAM To Speed Up My Computer
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Because these guys from West Africa said that would do the trick. So I sent them the $1000 dollars (I should be getting $1 million back so it was really a loan) but it didn’t seem to get any betterThen I got to thinking….Maybe my Etch-A-Sketch DJ Master Jay Hip Hop Body Rockin Doin the Do turntables were crashing because my desktop was a little fullSo I spent a few hours cleaning up the desktop and nothing. So then I thought to myself, perhaps it is the sparking power supply.I had a little heat issues with my last Apple so I figured maybe the interrupted current might be playing havoc with the motherboardBut it couldn’t be that either because Apple said I was the first person who had ever complained about the cord breaking, and the hinge breaking, and the dead pixels, and the battery running a little hot. They said I was just having some bad luck and since Apple is awesome I believed them and started looking deeper.So I got out the box that the computer was shipped to me in from the guy on ebay. After closer inspection the box and the photo copied manuals looked factory original to me. I had done exactly as it said for set up and purchased plenty of internet refillsAnd then I figured it out. My Etch-a-Sketch DJ Eazy Rock Mix Master Scratch editionis not frickin Leopard compatable. Damn!My friend thinks I should steampunk my setup to make it look cool, like these things,but I don’t really like punk music so I’ll keep it the way it is
The Thursday Wallstreet Humor Links
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Impact of mortgage resets likely to be worse than reportedThe best “money talk” site on the net DealbreakerBarf bags don’t work at 0 Gs(a little gross)Here’s a bit of comedy. The real reason why stocks are fallingMacBook wireless goes haywire under Leopard. Mac user here but I was goingcrazy thinking it was only me. Seems many people are having problem”Ghost Face” book covered in human skin going up for auction (interesting)The 9 Most Badass Bible VersesFrugal habits of the super richReal Life Superheroes: People with incredible gifts and abilities (pics and vids)Urban Adventure Playgrounds. Places you probably never played as a kidJennifer Love Hewitt went from hero to 0. Boy o Boy did she get fugly. Nice boobs though
Thanksgiving Weekend
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I’m away for a few days for the holidays and have decided to spend time with the family and away from the computer. The three days away have given me plenty of material for the next few weeks. Nothing better than visiting family and in laws to gather some humor. The minds of 8 children 8-19 years old have some pretty incredible thought and questions. What does Santa do when he’s not doing Christmas? Why do you always take a nap after eating on Thanksgiving? How do you eat 12 Krispy Creme donughts and not throw up. I know you all want to know the keys to my Successful Thanksgiving Weekend so here they are (I’m not making any of this up)1. I run 20 miles the morning after Thanksgiving.I think I only ran 18 because my Garmin kept going haywire but I ran 3 hours straight. This enables me to not feel guilty about the prior day’s meal and to eat whatever I want the next few days2. I eat WHATEVER I want during these daysScrew watching my weight. It is impossible with all this good food. I am not lying when I said I ate 12 Krispy Kreme yesterday. I ate one and when I was hungry, I ate another. I had turkey and pie, and cake, and chips, and whatever else people put in front of me. I could have won the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest if it was yesterday. This is no time to pretend to be on a diet.3. Take in family and lose the thoughts of business and internet:Business and internet is a huge part of my life. So is my family and this is family time. If you can’t give them full time for 3 days then you are a selfish person. I promise it you will regret it later. There is nothing more sad than you sitting by yourself on the computer and everyone else out doing something. (my family went swimming and my body is a little sore for swimming)4. Sleep on the couch. You can get away with it this time of yearIt’s expected so do it. I have had some of the best sleeps of my life during football games over Thanksgiving weekend. Kind of like Joey and Ross on Friends, you wake up and say “I don’t what caused me to sleep so well but I want to do it again”5. LaughThese are happy times. Laugh. Enjoy the kids and the relaxation and have a great time. Leave your worries at home and take in everything. Your family doesn’t care about your stocks or your web page. Talk about something elseTime to go. I’ll be back posting on Monday. Until then enjoy the weekend.
Best Jokes Ever Heard (Ok maybe not but good)
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WallstreetFighter Weekend Favorites
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Happy Thanksgiving to all. Spend time with your family and get off the internetEveryone loves illusions and wordplay. Here’s a few to kick aroundHere’s the best picture of a cow I saw todayHave some time? Take the typing speedtestWhat’s worse than having someone steal two of your buffalo? This (a must read)I’m too big so I need this……or too smallI need your opinion on this tie. (NSFW but who the heck is at work today)